Monday— August 14th
Here is the original email chain between myself, AKA Mike Scott & James Halpert, and Emmanuel, a Nigerian scammer I decided to prank. Here’s the first exchange, I discussed it with Special Agents Fitzgerald and Malone today. For the first time they weren’t upset with me. I think they saw that I was a dork with too much time on my hands and not a theo-terrorist recruiting child soldiers. He asked why so many words were CAPITALIZED. I didn’t know either but I figured it was probably a copy and paste job.
From: Emmanuel Okafor
To: James Halpert
Date: May 3rd, 2017. 2:12 AM
My friend, I hope this message finds you well. As you know, I have had a difficult time most recently.
As I’m sure you’ve heard there was much violence in the GREAT RIFT VALLEY in KENYA where my family has lived for generations. My father left to escape the violence but left his business OKAFOR BANKING UNION behind. He had to pay guards at the border with UGANDA to let him escape NIGERIA but could not bring money from his business with him. In UGANDA there are laws against transferring sums of more than $10,000 USD (ten thousand dollars) into or out of the country without a business license. As you know we are not citizens of UGANDA and thus cannot have a business license in this country.
My father’s business including OKAFOR BANKING UNION now have a sum of $25,000,000 (twenty five million dollars) of assets in KENYA but is unable to move this money. He wishes to move to the UNITED STATES but as of now does not controls his money. My father is fearful that people will steal this money and demanded for me that I help him keep this money safe.
My family needs your help with this. I am in NAIROBI KENYA and can send you the full sum of $25,000,000 (twenty five million dollars) if you can hold onto this money until my father can immigrate to the UNITED STATES. For your efforts you can keep TEN PERCENT of the total sum which is a sum of $2,500,000 (two million and five hundred dollars) after the time has come where it is safe again for my father to possess his sum of money.
The steps for this transaction are easy. I am in KENYA and you can send me your bank account number and routing number and name of your bank so that I can wire you the sum of $25,000,000 (twenty five million dollars). After some months when my father has come to the UNITED STATES you can again send him his money and keep your TEN PERCENT.
Please sir, send me your banking information as soon as you can so that I can start the process of protecting the money of my father.
A friend in need is a friend in deed.
From: James Halpert
To: Emmanuel Okafor
Date: Friday, May 15th 2017. 4:19 PM
I am always pleased to hear from an old friend. As you know my work at The Office in Scranton, Pennsylvania has ended, but I do my best to stay busy. As you are aware I am a man of The Lord and had difficulty in the business world, where I felt that I could only be paid by taking the money of others. You know me as a man of great charity; a man who cannot in good conscience take the money of others. I understand you to be the same type of person which is why our friendship has persevered despite our different locations.
I still remember the day we met. It was a great time and maybe the best of my time at The Office. What is your favorite story of our time together? Mine was when my wife Pamela made a short movie of our best moments. Do you remember this movie? What was your favorite part?
I wish to call you a friend, but you are more than a friend to me. You are a brother, one who I will trust through thick and thin, one who would never hurt me. I hope to hear from you soon.
For the first time Malone and Fitz weren’t upset with me. I think they saw that I was a dork with too much time on my hands and not a theocratic terrorist recruiting child soldiers. He asked why so many words were CAPITALIZED. I didn’t know either but I figured it was probably a copy and paste job.
How I ended up in a federal prison, interrogated by the FBI, from the beginning.
Day Zero: A midnight raid by the DHS
Day One – Tuesday, August 1st
Day Two – Wednesday, August 2nd
Day Three – Thursday, August 3rd
Day Four – Friday, August 4th
No interrogations over the weekend. I needed breathing room so I demanded my lawyer.
Day Five – Monday, August 7th
Day Six – Tuesday, August 8th
Day Seven – Wednesday, August 9th
Day Eight – Thursday, August 10th
Day Nine – Friday, August 11th